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Fuckoffee

Fuckoffee

Roaster · 3 shops in London

1999Founded
1 origin
1Coffee

Papua New Guinea single-origin roaster, 1960s Probat named Greta in Somerset.

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About

The first shop opened on Brick Lane in 1999 as an internet cafe. The organic fairtrade beans come from Papua New Guinea's highlands, all packaging is compostable, and the brand backs the Free West Papua campaign.

The Bermondsey shop won Best Café Design at the London Coffee Festival Awards 2025.

Roasting

Roasts in-house · Sourced from Papua New Guinea

Equipment

GrindersMazzer
RoastersProbat (1960s vintage, named Greta)

Beans

Own Shops

Bermondsey4.4(1.9K)·Open · Closes 18:00
SpitalfieldsBrick Lane4.5(189)·Open · Closes 18:00
Bethnal Green4.1(712)·Open · Closes 18:00

In the News

London Coffee Festival · 13 May

London Coffee Festival Awards 2025 WinnersHermanos wins two awards at 2025 London Coffee Festival.

Details

TypeSmall Chain
Founded1999
Websitefuckoffee.com
Instagram@fuckoffee